A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk,
he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says,
“Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.
” She replies, “
if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, “Mypenis,”
and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says,
“Error. Not long enough.”