Daughter’s boyfriend

While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains the situation, and […]

A husband went to the sheriffs department to report his wife missing.

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report his wife missing. Husband: My wife is missing she went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure a little over five foot tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know, not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Ummm, never really noticed. […]

Grammar Lesson

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was: How do you explain the difference […]

What do you want out of life?

A teacher asked her class, ‘What do you want out of life?’ A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, ‘All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says.’ The teacher asked, ‘Really, and what four little animals would that be?’ The little girl said, ‘A mink on my […]

Hilarious Parenting Tweets By Moms and Dads This Week

Kids say lame things and the best part about it is the way their parents tell it to the world in 140 characters on Twitter. We collected the funniest tweets exclusively here to give you the great laughter.   All parents want is to just get through half a cup of coffee before someone starts crying about putting on socks. […]