What do you want out of life?

A teacher asked her class, ‘What do you want out of life?’ A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, ‘All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says.’ The teacher asked, ‘Really, and what four little animals would that be?’ The little girl said, ‘A mink on my […]

A Farmer Buys a Rooster to Service his 200 Hens….

When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now….

A Nine-year-old Boy Asks his Mother…

‘Is God male or female?’ After thinking for a moment, the mother responds, ‘Well, God is both male and female.’…

Newlywed Couple go to Change

On their first night together,a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe…..

A Boy and his Mother Were at the Zoo…

A boy and his mother were at the zoo and found themselves at the elephant exhibit. The boy says, “Mommy, Mommy, what’s that thing hanging down?”……