While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The […]
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report his wife missing. Husband: My wife is missing she went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure a little over five foot tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know, not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? […]
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was: How […]
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked […]
A teacher asked her class, ‘What do you want out of life?’ A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, ‘All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says.’ The teacher asked, ‘Really, and what four little animals would that be?’ The little girl […]
After the Wedding, Husband setting up Rules for wife….
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over……….
Christian Middle School for girls was faced with a unique problem….
A Young Couple Were Married and then embarked on their honeymoon….
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