While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The […]
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked […]
“What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 * 7?’ so I asked ‘………..
One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it…..
Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home….
A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Sons- in- law for their good nature. For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law & jumps in…..
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club…..
She’s not sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of the bar and pick up a guy……
A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck’s chest…..
His parents were not religious but after a friend’s suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective……
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth.” “And what is your question, Kenneth?” “I have three questions: First – whatever happened in Benghazi? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third -whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars […]
A 4-months-pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 5 months later she wakes up and asks the doctor about her baby…