A older husband and wife are laying in bed, when the husband lets go a fart, and the wife says what was that? the husband says that was a touchdown, 7-0. about 5 minutes later the wife also lets a fart go and says its 7-7. then a short while passes and the husband lets […]
A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who in the hell was that?” “Oh,” […]
……and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that […]
The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!” Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in […]
Pretty dog. There used to be a pic cartoon of a similar dog patting a cat on the head. Dog was very happy and playful too, cat not so much.
The Gynecologist had become Carol, a poor woman, hears rumours that blood are financially rewarded and decided to find out A periest, a doctor, and an engineer go golfing So the pope is doing a crossword puzzle when a Bishop walk in A nervous man with a wooden eye is alone at a dance. A […]