Kids say lame things and the best part about it is the way their parents tell it to the world in 140 characters on Twitter. We collected the funniest tweets exclusively here to give you the great laughter.
All parents want is to just get through half a cup of coffee before someone starts crying about putting on socks.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 11, 2015
A great cure for obsessive perfectionism: Having 3 children.
— Lady E (@LadyEdotMe) November 9, 2015
VOICEMAIL: I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, my toddler typed the wrong password 200 times so I can't try again until next year
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) November 11, 2015
I feel like I should create a recording of me saying PLEASE CLEAN THAT UP so I can just hit play 500 times a day.
— Liz Gumbinner (@Mom101) November 12, 2015
Sunday night at 8 PM time for every parent's favorite game: Guess what's due at school tomorrow.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 9, 2015
Potty training is easy. Teaching your kids to not use an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe their butt is the hard part.
— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) November 9, 2015
My kid just flushed her socks down the toilet because "dirty stuff goes there." Sound logic, questionable execution.
— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) November 11, 2015
Doing homework with my kids reinforces what they learned in school each day and also that I f*cking hate doing homework.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 9, 2015
Please don't talk to me until you can reformulate that thought into one coherent sentence. -me, parenting in the morning
— Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots) November 11, 2015
Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half.
— Valerie Vaughn (@ValeeGrrl) November 7, 2015
Not saying my son is spoiled, but he's 12 and he just realized that there are cereals without marshmallows in them.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 10, 2015
Me: "I'm sorry I yelled." 6yo: "I love you anyway. I'll still love you when you're dead." …is that a threat?
— Lea Grover (@bcmgsupermommy) November 9, 2015
Me: Yay! It's a four-day weekend! [after 2 hours of my son talking to me about sports and Minecraft] Me: OH GOD WHY
— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) November 13, 2015
When you overhear your kids playing nicely together. pic.twitter.com/qktmHwiek6
— Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) November 11, 2015