“A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night….
Out of breath he asked, “Please may I hide under your skirt? I will explain later…..
“A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter……
A woman calls her butler into the bedroom and says:’ “Jeeves, take off my gloves.” Jeeves replies: “Yes my lady.”….
A wife came home early…and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him….
Girl: Baby I am wet.Boy: Want a paper towel? Girl: No, I want more than that…
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”…
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom….
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. …..
I was telling my son the “knock knock who’s there banana joke”,
Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it.